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Deck Quantity Discount (%) Price per Deck
1 - 2 $8.99
3 - 6 11.12 % $7.99
7+ 16.69 % $7.49
“These cards trump whatever
they’re throwing at me!”
POTUS
“I wasted 500 million dollars
to be with these losers.”
Michael Bloomberg
Creepy Things cards is a standard poker-size deck of playing cards (including 2 jokers for a total of 54 illustrated left-wing nuts) for you to enjoy—2020’s must-have collectible!